What the Hell were you thinking?

I have a long list of rants that could fall under this heading but today it’s all about traffic and people who drive. So I’m jumping right in. HEY YOU! Yeah you. When you park your car right in front of the grocery store crosswalk and turn on your hazard lights and get yourself and your two kids out to run in for whatever the hell it is that is so important…What the hell are you thinking? I can’t see past your car so if someone else and their child happen to walk out in front of your vehicle then I won’t see them until it’s too late? Was whatever you had to grab inside SOOOOOO important that it could cost someone else his or her life? Then, when you come waltzing back out…what gives YOU the right to give me a look like I did something to you. Holy Shit Lady…I just wanted to get out of the car and bitch slap you. You are not better than anyone else is. I don’t care if you did need to just "running" to get something. It’s called a parking lot..Look into it.
AND YOU! When you read this you will know who you are. When you are cruising down the freeway and are coming up on a well-known traffic area. A place you probably cruise every day. And you see a long line of cars waiting to curve off to the left…what makes you think it is OK to pass 75 cars and then stop and try to inch your way in at the front of the line. What makes you think that if you don’t inch and you decide to haul ass up and dive-bomb into a 3 foot space that it is OK? Do you want to know why we are all waiting to turn? It’s because of ass bites like you. You screw up the movement of traffic. You dart in and I have to put on my brakes, which works in a domino effect all the way down the line. So those of use who choose to do the right and courteous thing are sitting back here on our thumbs while you choose to zoom ahead of everyone else and cut in line. Yeah I said cut. Just like in Elementary school and you used to cut in the lunch line. What a turd. We all have somewhere to be. Why is yours more important? Why is it OK for you to act like an ass?
One of these days you are gonna get VEXED and I'm gonna giggle.