HEY where's my prezzie?

Thanks to Libby for sharing that it's my Birthday today. So? Where's my gift? I mean it! Where is my friggin present?! Oh...you forgot it? That's okay..maybe next year.
Okay so now we all know I'm 44. I just sent out an e-mail to some folks stating I was 43. Shee-yit..I can't even remember my own age. Can we blame it on the meds? Oh let's do. I know you want to know what it is like being trapped in a 44 year old body. Let me share.....it sucks!
My shoulders ache(hint for prezzie...a massage), my hair is turning gray/grey (another prezzie hint- I need a haircut and dye job) and all in all I look like somebody's mother. OH WAIT, I AM SOMEBODY'S MOTHER! Poor kid.
In honor of my birthday let's have a quiz. Let's see what you don't know about me and what I've done in my 44 years. (those that have a preconceived notion about me may want to turn away).
I'll give you a question and multiple choice answers, you get to pick which one is true about me and then check back tomorrow for the right answer plus a small rant/story to go with it.
In my 44 years I have
(edited)if you had been here a few months ago you would have seen the questions and the post that followed. Now it's all a guessing game and you can make up your own answers. Share them if you want to.

There you have it. Now you get to choose which one. If you want to , you can even say why you chose the answer you did.
I'll see ya'll tomorrow!