And you call yourself a friend? Okay maybe not, maybe you don't know me at all, but where were you when I decided that a benefit garage sale was a good idea?
Garage Sale the two words that can make me throw the car in reverse and squeel with glee, now make me sick to the stomach and all stressed out. Oh, when it's in somebody else's yard and I'm just a visitor stalking the wares, I'm all hyped up and giddy. But when it is me, behind the cash register, setting up items, marking, pricing, tagging........oh the humanity. As usual I am not near ready. I didn't start until late(can you say yesterday??).
I'm cranky and tired. My mattress sucks and I roll to the middle and collide with the dog and the husband. Make your own joke here because I'm really too exhausted to think one up.
Update on the Giving Mission.......well there isn't one. I haven't had a donation since October 25th and not one person is watching the auction I wanted to highlight. Ahh well, maybe I will make some money tomorrow to add.
Now back to my original bitchfest....I mean rant.....Why didn't one of you call me when you heard me utter the words "garage sale". Where was my little fairy person that is supposed to smack me upside the head when I get thoughts like that? If I don't make some good money tomorrow you are all going to hear about it. I may not let you live it down.
Oh and...my favorite thrift store is having a half-price day tomorrow and I'll be running a garage sale...HOW FAIR IS THAT??????? If it weren't for a good cause I'd be really upset.
I'm too tired to keep ranting...I'm going to roll into the dog.
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