Can I get a witness?

Today is Saturday. I guess I should be all excited that it is the weekend and look at all the possibilities that lie before me. But I don’t wanna. I just want to hang out and be a sloth. Two things keep me from doing that today…the most important one is I’M OUT OF FRIGGIN COFFEE!!!! What the hell is that about? My husband went to the store yesterday and forgot to get coffee. I say this is grounds for a beating but…well…..I can’t do that (can I?). I love my coffee. I want my coffee… I NEED MY COFFEE! So, I’ll have to get my lazy but up, take a shower and wander over to the store. Those of you that are coffee heads like me are probably saying screw the shower and get over there pronto. Well…my second reason for not being able to be a sloth today is that I have to actually go out in public today. UGH! I hate that on a weekend. My daughter is going to a birthday party and I have to stay at this one. Worse yet it will be outside and it’s hot in these here parts. So, I have to get at least the bottom part of my legs summer ready. Oh come on you’ve done that haven’t you? Only shaved the parts that are going to show? Don’t tell me I’m the only lazy one in the world. I started trying to get my legs summer ready about 2 weeks ago but…well…once again I slothed out. Got through the first phase of shaving both legs. I was going to go back and do a closer shave in two days. Well that didn’t happen. My legs are a mess. I don’t even want to discuss it any more. Sheesh why am I the missing link. It isn’t fair that my leg hair grows quicker and thicker than my husbands. Waxing sounds so painful and we all know I’m a big ass wimp when it comes to pain. Okay that’s it no more talk of hairy monkey legs. I’m sure you have a very pretty picture by now anyway. So, I have to go to a party AND I have to get coffee. Man I just want to send out for a Starbuck’s and lie on the couch all day.
The silver lining? (I’m all about trying to find the silver lining these days) Let’s see…After buying coffee I’ll not have to buy again for a month. While at the store I an go ahead and buy more stuff to make smoothies with and maybe after the party we can hang out by the pool (still WAY to cold for me but my daughter loves swimming in it) and drink smoothies.
Oh and I can’t leave without mentioning my happy moment for the week. I have been Freecycling. If you don’t know what Freecycle is just go to
Freecycle .
Anyhow, I’ve been able to get rid of a few things and in the meantime I picked up a bag of clothes from a lady and some of them fit!! I can’t tell you how excited I was. I need new pants and shirts like nobody’s business. Two of the pairs of pants I can actually wear to work and three of the shirts. I’m beside myself. Doesn’t take much to excite me huh.
I’m going to go take a shower now because I’m starting to get that I haven’t had any coffee syndrome and in a few more minutes it’s gonna get ugly.